It Was Like Pulling Teeth Trying To

My Run Is So Weird. That's What I'm Most Nervous About In This Whole Ordeal. I'm Most Nervous About Everybody Making Fun Of The Way I Run. I Do, Like, Karate Hands. Instead Of Running With My Hands Closed Together Like A Normal Person. It's Like I'm Trying To Be Aerodynamic Or Something, So My Hands Are Straight Like Razors. Karate Hands.

I Think People Are Fascinated With Breasts That Bounce. They Are So Used To Seeing Fake Ones – People Are Confused. My Breasts Have A Life Of Their Own.

If I Were Just Your Average 23-year-old Girl, And I Called The Police To Say That There Were Strange Men Sleeping On My Lawn And Following Me To Starbucks, They Would Leap Into Action. But Because I Am A Famous Person, Well, Sorry, Ma'am, There's Nothing We Can Do. It Makes No Sense.

I Hate People Who Say, "oh, I'm Addicted To Working Out". I Just Want To Punch Those People In The Face.

I Like When Things Are Hard; I'm Very Competitive. If Something Seems Difficult Or Impossible, It Interests Me.