People Ask Me What I'd Most Appreciate

Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel Like Our Shoe Size.

I Like Women To Be Attracted To Me. See, When You Get 60 Years Old, And They Know You're 60, The Only Women You Can Get Are 55-year-old Women, And I Like Younger Women.

My Best Advice: Fall In Love With What You Do For A Living.

People Are Always Asking Me When I'm Going To Retire. Why Should I? I've Got It Two Ways - I'm Still Making Movies, And I'm A Senior Citizen, So I Can See Myself At Half Price.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.