People Are Just So Stupid.

I Want To Be The New Marilyn Monroe And Find My Own Clark Gable.

I've Been Craving Peanut Butter-and-mayonnaise Fried Cheese Sandwiches.

Men Don't Even Ask Me Out. I Can't Remember The Last Time I Was Asked Out On A Date, And I'm Talking Years Here. I Spend My Life More And More Alone.

People Are Just So Stupid.

I'm Sick Of Being Accused Of Gold-digging. It Just So Happens I Get Turned On By Liver Spots.