Paul Newman's Half Jewishand Florence Henderson's Half,

If A Girl Breaks Up With Me, I Want Her To Just Die, Just Be Dead. Not 'cause I Hate Her So Much As It's Just Easier For When My Friends Go, 'hey, What Happened?' 'oh, She's Dead. I'd Still Be With Her, But She's Dead. What Can I Do? She Was Loving Me, But She's Dead.'

I Don't Know Who I Touch And Who I Don't. I Work Hard Trying To Make People Laugh. I Try To Do The Kind Of Stuff That Made Me Laugh Growing Up. I Don't Have Any Secrets. I Don't Know The Reasons I've Been So Well Received.

I Have A Love In My Life. It Makes Me Stronger Than Anything You Can Imagine.

I Grew Up Cursing A Lot. It Felt Natural. My Parents Told Me To Stop.

I've Always Had Lots Of Friends And My House Was The House They All Hung Out At.