Girls Are Soft And Pretty.

Wasted Is When You Have A Hankering For Ice Cream.

When I Take My Kid To School, All The Parents Stop And Stare.

I Wasn't A Kid Growing Up Thinking, 'one Day I'll Get An Oscar And Make A Speech.' That Wasn't On My Mind.

Snl Is A Home. You've Got All Of Your Brothers And Sisters There, And It's A Great Time.

I Read To My Kid, But I Can't Stand Reading.