Patience Is The Strongest Of Strong Drinks;

Etiquette Has No Regard For Moral Qualities.

Even The Worse Of Jobs Has Their Pleasures, If I Were A Grave Digger Or A Hangmen, There Are Some People I Could Work For With A Great Deal Of Enjoyment.

What A Fine-looking Thing Is War! Yet, Dress It As We May, Dress And Feather It, Daub It With Gold, Huzza It, And Sing Swaggering Songs About It,--what Is It, Nine Times Out Of Ten, But Murder In Uniform!

Reputations, Like Beavers And Cloaks, Shall Last Some People Twice The Time Of Others.

We Are All Slaves To The Shining Metal.