That Questionable Superfluity Small Beer.

Man Owes Two Solemn Debts--one To Society, And One To-nature. It Is Only When He Pays The Second That He Covers The First.

There Is Peace More Destructive Of The Manhood Of Living Man Than War Is Destructive Of His Material Body.

He Is One Of Those Wise Philanthropists Who, In A Time Of Famine, Would Vote For Nothing But A Supply Of Toothpicks.

Women, Somehow, Have The Same Fear Of Witty Men As Of Fireworks.

Etiquette Has No Regard For Moral Qualities.