Parenting Needs To Come To The Forefront.

Always End The Name Of Your Child With A Vowel, So That When You Yell The Name Will Carry.

When I Say, 'i Don't Care What White People Think,' I Mean That.

My Father Would Pass Gas And Then Blame It On Imaginary Animals.

I Love It When Mothers Get So Mad They Can't Remember Your Name. "come Here, Roy, Er, Rupert, Er, Rutabaga... What Is Your Name, Boy? And Don't Lie To Me, Because You Live Here, And I'll Find Out Who You Are."

The Heart Of Marriage Is Memories; And If The Two Of You Happen To Have The Same Ones And Can Savor Your Reruns, Then Your Marriage Is A Gift From The Gods.