Paintings! They're Like Tv, But They Don't

Its Sort Of My Job To Feel Good.

When I Was With The Serpent-handlers In Tennessee, It Was The Most Bizarre Method Of Worship I Could Think Of. Yet When You Sit With These People, You Can Kind Of See How It Makes Sense.

Paintings! They're Like Tv, But They Don't Move.

My Goal? To Test Out Every Diet And Exercise Regimen On Planet Earth And Figure Out Which Work Best. I Sweated, I Cooked, I Learned To Pole Dance. In The End, I Lost Weight, Lowered My Cholesterol And Doubled My Energy Level. I Feel Better Than I Ever Have.

There's A Lot Of Food Restriction In The Bible, But It Does Say You're Allowed To Eat Crickets, Grasshoppers, And Locusts. I Decided To Take Advantage Of That And Eat A Cricket. It Was Chocolate-covered, And I'm Not Sure That's The Way They Were Served In Moses' Time. But This Was A Rule That Seemed Crazy On The Outside, Then Actually Turned Out To Be Pragmatic And Compassionate.