Our Primary Function Is To Create An

Blondes Make The Best Victims. They're Like Virgin Snow That Shows Up The Bloody Footprints.

I Can't Read Fiction Without Visualizing Every Scene. The Result Is It Becomes A Series Of Pictures Rather Than A Book.

One Must Never Set Up A Murder. They Must Happen Unexpectedly, As In Life.

In Films Murders Are Always Very Clean. I Show How Difficult It Is And What A Messy Thing It Is To Kill A Man.

I Am To Provide The Public With Beneficial Shocks.