Our Necessities Are Few, But Our Wants

We Must Always Think About Things, And We Must Think About Things As They Are, Not As They Are Said To Be.

Liquor Is The Chloroform Which Enables The Poor Man To Endure The Painful Operation Of Living.

When Asked Which Dog Wins, He Reflected For A Moment And Replied, "the One I Feed The Most."

Medical Science Is As Yet Very Imperfectly Differentiated From Common Cure-mongering Witchcraft

Every Dream Is A Prophecy: Every Jest Is An Earnest In The Womb Of Time.