Our Business Is Infested With Idiots Who

Many People - And I Think I Am One Of Them - Are More Productive When They've Had A Little To Drink. I Find If I Drink Two Or Three Brandies, I'm Far Better Able To Write.

I Don't Believe In Tricky Advertising, I Don't Believe In Cute Advertising, I Don't Believe In Comic Advertising. The People Who Perpetrate That Kind Of Advertising Never Had To Sell Anything In Their Lives

The Secret Of Long Life Is Double Careers. One To About Age Sixty, Then Another For The Next Thirty Years.

There Are Very Few Men Of Genius In Advertising Agencies. But We Need All We Can Find. Almost Without Exception They Are Disagreeable. Don't Destroy Them. They Lay Golden Eggs.

Lazy And Superficial Men And Women Do Not Produce Superior Work.