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The Radical Right Is So Homophobic That They're Blaming Global Warming On The Aids Quilt.

The Death Penalty Is Becoming A Way Of Life In This Country.

Big Deal, So He Scored. The Last Time I Saw Someone Dance Like That I Had To Pay Her $20 And Have My Pants Dry Cleaned The Next Day.

I Have The Distinction Of Speaking To You From One Of The Few Countries That Still Has A Communist Party.

Campaign Analysts Say That Dean Has Produced The Most Innovative Web Site In This Year's Presidential Race. I Particularly Like Today's Blog, Which Consisted Of The Sentence 'i Hate Myself,' Typed Four Billion Times. In Dean's Case, This May Be The First Instance Where The Actually Entity Represented By The Web Site Has Crashed More Often Than The Site Did.