If Bill Gates Is Worth $30 Billion

Warner Had More Hands In His Face Than An Ob-gyn Delivering Vishnu's Triplets!

The Nazi Signs Have Got To Stop. If You're In A Peace March And The Guy Next To You Has A Sign Saying That 'bush Is Hitler,' Forget The Peace Thing For A Second And Beat His Ass, Because He Is Not Hitler.

I'd Rather Be Funny Than Wise.

That Punt Was Higher Than Marion Berry On A Fact-finding Tour Of Cartagena.

Let Me Use Their Own Terminology Against Them. They Aborted A Child In The 200th Trimester.