The World Is So Ass-backwards It Almost

Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol Called. You're At 14:55 And We're Tickin' Big-time Here, Chachi.

Jack Kerouac Was Cool Because He Had No Idea He Was.

Parenting Is The Most Important Job On The Planet Next To Keeping Gary Busey Off The Nation's Highways.

Pat Buchanan Is So Homo-phobic, He Blames Global Warming On The Aids Quilt.

If Clinton Had Only Attacked Terrorism As Much As He Attacks George Bush We Wouldn't Be In This Problem.