Originality Will Be Rewarded In Any Line.

Every Harvard Class Should Have One Democrat To Rescue It From Oblivion.

Noah Must Have Taken Into The Ark Two Taxes, One Male And One Female. And Did They Multiply Bountifully! Next To Guinea Pigs, Taxes Must Have Been The Most Prolific Animals

In Europe Public Men Do Resign. But Here It's A Lost Art. You Have To Impeach 'em.

In A Real Estate Man's Eye, The Most Expensive Part Of The City Is Where He Has A House To Sell

The Rest Of The People Know The Condition Of The Country, For They Live In It, But Congress Has No Idea What Is Going On In America, So The President Has To Tell 'em.