Originality Is The Fine Art Of Remembering

Democracy Is A Process By Which The People Are Free To Choose The Man Who Will Get The Blame. Education Is A Method Whereby One Acquires A Higher Grade Of Prejudices. In Spite Of The Cost Of Living, It's Still Popular.

Most Hierarchies Are Nowadays So Cumbered With Rules And Traditions, And So Bound In By Public Laws, That Even High Employees Do Not Have To Lead Anyone Anywhere, In The Sense Of Pointing Out The Direction And Setting The Pace. They Simply Follow Precedents, Obey Regulations, And Move At The Head Of The Crowd. Such Employees Lead Only In The Sense That The Curved Wooden Figurehead Leads The Ship .

The Machinery Of Government Is A Vast Series Of Interlocking Hierarchies Riddled Through And Through With Incompetence.

When A New Yorker Looks Like He Has A Suntan, It's Probably Rust.

Bore : A Fellow Who Can Change The Subject Back To His Topic Of Conversation Faster Than You Can Change It Back To Yours.