Opportunity Only Gives You Knockers Once.

What People Need To Understand Is, That If They Are Eating Animals, They Are Promoting Cruelty To Animals.

Even As A Kid, I Read Jung - Reflections And Individuation In Fairy Tales; All The Inner Circle Of Jung Was A Real Huge Thing For Me.

Stupid Internet. I Don't Know Why Everyone Is So Impressed With It.

I Don't Mind A Little Blood On The Ice When It's A Hockey Rink, But I Hate Seeing Blood On The Ice When It's From Baby Seals.

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.