Men Are Just Like A Book -

I Never Wore A Stich Of Make-up Until I Got To America. I Lived In A World Of Fantasy It Was Made Up Of Imaginary Friends And Make Believe Lovers. I Was Also Teased A Lot For Being Different Because I Was Shy, Solitary, Distant And Melancholic.

I Wanted To Retire From All That, But I Guess My Breasts Still Have A Career, And I'm Just Tagging Along With Them.

I Thought Of A Great Way To Celebrate My Finnish Heritage At Home. I'm Going To Look Into Opening A Chain Of Strip Clubs, And I'll Call Them Lapland!!!

I've Been Variations Of Vegetarian For Over 20 Years. I'm Canadian So I Always Say, Be The Best You Can Be.

Beauty Is The Fume-track Of Necessity. This Thought Is Therapeutic. If, After Several Applications, You Do Not Find Relief, Consult Your Family Physician.