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I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

I'm An Immigrant Myself. It Was A Tough Road To Come To America And Work.

I Want Barack Obama For President. I Love Obama. I Call Palin The Helicopter Huntress From Hell! I Want My Children To Have A Wonderful Future, And It's Disturbing When I Look Around. Americans Aren't Very Well-liked. A Likable President Would Be A Great Start.

Women Have To Be Careful And Teach Their Girls To Be Aware Of Their Surroundings And Never Be Alone With Testosterone-crazed Boys. A Lot Of Little Lives Are Being Ruined And Our Society Is To Blame. Our Kids Are Just Searching And Being Curious But They Are Dangerously Looking For The Wrong Kind Of Attention.

My Favorite Food City Is Wherever I Happen To Be Eating. You Know What They Say, Love The One You're With!