My Little Circle Of Friends Know How

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.

I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

You Don't Want To Have To Be The Man And The Woman In The Relationship. I Always Say You Want A Man Who Can Fix The Toilet.

When I Did Tv Shows And Movies, The Studios Did Demographic Research. They Were Shocked To Find That My Audience Isn't Just Men Who Are Too Drunk To Turn Off The Tv After Football. It's Women, Too. I Don't Know Exactly Why, Other Than That I've Tried To Remain True To Myself For All These Years. I Have Gone Through A Lot, And I've Been Open About It. Maybe They Look At Me And Can See How You Can Grow Up, Have Children, Continue To Be Sexy, Get Married And Divorced And, Though You Grew Up Poor, Live The American Dream. I'm Very Blessed. I'm Happy For It All.

I've Been Married A Couple Of Times And Survived!