Opinions Are Like Demo Tapes. I Don't

Sir, Pay No Attention To The People Who Say The Glass Is Half Empty, Because 32% Means It's 2/3 Empty. There's Still Some Liquid In That Glass Is My Point, But I Wouldn't Drink It. The Last Third Is Usually Backwash. (said To President Bush At The White House Correspondents Dinner)

Take The Platypus - That Is Not A Finished Product. It Is Clearly Still In Beta.

It Warps The Minds Of Our Children And Weakens The Resolve Of Our Allies.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Truth. No Joke.

You Are About To Start The Greatest Improvisation Of All. With No Script. No Idea What's Going To Happen, Often With People And Places You Have Never Seen Before. And You Are Not In Control. So Say 'yes.' And If You're Lucky, You'll Find People Who Will Say 'yes' Back.