Only Triple I Ever Got.

He's In A Rut. Gehringer Goes Two For Five On Opening Day And Stays That Way All Season.

I Couldn't Speak Enough Spanish. I Couldn't Make Myself Understood On That Club.

I Want To Thank All My Teammates Who Scored So Many Runs And Joe Dimaggio, Who Ran Down So Many Of My Mistakes.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.

Jimmy Foxx Could Hit Me At Midnight With The Lights Out.