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I Was The Worst Hitter Ever. I Never Even Broke A Bat Until Last Year When I Was Backing Out Of The Garage.

I Was Never Nervous When I Had The Ball, But When I Let Go I Was Scared To Death.

He's In A Rut. Gehringer Goes Two For Five On Opening Day And Stays That Way All Season.

A Lot Of Things Run Through Your Head When You're Going In To Relieve In A Tight Spot. One Of Them Was, "should I Spike Myself?"

I'd Rather Be Lucky Than Good