Only Poor People Go To Jail.

We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like We're Going Out To Have Unprotected Sex With Magic.

The Word Conservative Means Discriminatory Practically. It's A Form Of Political Discrimination. What Do The Republicans Run On? Against Gay Marriage And For A War That Makes No Sense. A War That Was Based On Faulty Intelligence. That's All They Ever Talk About. That And Immigration. Another Discriminatory Argument For Political Gain.

I Don't Listen To The Refs. I Don't Listen To Anyone Who Makes Less Money Than I Do.

I Read That Heavy Drinking Is Bad For Your Health. I Decided I Better Stop Reading.

Jerry Krause Must Have Pictures Of His Boss's Wife Having Sex With A Monkey.