One Thing Worse Than Self-hatred Is Chiggers.

Girls, Like Flowers, Bloom But Once. But Once Is Enough.

Any Hack Can Safely Rail Away At Foreign Powers Beyond The Sea; But A Good Writer Is A Critic Of The Society He Lives In.

Men Have Never Loved One Another Much, For Reasons We Can Readily Understand: Man Is Not A Lovable Animal.

Why Administrators Are Respected And Schoolteachers Are Not: An Administrator Is Paid A Lot For Doing Very Little, While A Teacher Is Paid Very Little For Doing A Lot.

I Hold No Preference Among Flowers, So Long As They Are Wild, Free, Spontaneous.