Paradise For A Happy Man Lies In

Walking Takes Longer... Than Any Other Known Form Of Locomotion Except Crawling. Thus It Stretches Time And Prolongs Life. Life Is Already Too Short To Waste On Speed.

Grand Opera Is A Form Of Musical Entertainment For People Who Hate Music.

Except For The Scale Of The Operation, There Was Nothing Unusual About Hitler's Massacre Of The Jews. Genocide's An Old Tradition, As Human As Mother Love Or Cherry Pie.

Heaven Is Home. Utopia Is Here. Nirvana Is Now.

The Best Thing About Graduating From The University Was That I Finally Had Time To Sit On A Log And Read A Good Book.