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You've No Idea How Long Life Goes On And How Many, Many Changes It Brings. Young People Seem To Imagine That It's Over In A Flash, That They Do This Thing, Or That Thing, And Then Die, But I Can Assure You They Are Quite Wrong.

What Is So Nice & So Unexpected About Life Is The Way It Improves As It Goes Along. I Think You Should Impress This Fact On Your Children Because I Think Young People Have An Awful Feeling That Life Is Slipping Past Them & They Must Do Something - Catch Something - They Don't Quite Know What, Whereas They've Only Got To Wait & It All Comes.

The Trouble Is That People Seem To Expect Happiness In Life. I Can't Imagine Why; But They Do. They Are Unhappy Before They Marry, And They Imagine To Themselves That The Reason Of Their Unhappiness Will Be Removed When They Are Married.

Chickens Are Cheerless Birds, I Advise You To Keep Geese Which Can Be Taught To Follow Like Dogs, One Needs All The Companionship One Can Get In These Days.

The English Lord Marries For Love, And Is Rather Inclined To Love Where Money Is; He Rarely Marries In Order To Improve His Coat Of Arms.