If One Can't Be Happy, One Must

The Test Of A Cook Is How She Boils An Egg. My Boiled Eggs Are Fantastic, Fabulous. Sometimes As Hard As A 100 Carat Diamond, Or Again Soft As A Feather Bed, Or Running Like A Cooling Stream, They Can Also Burst Like Fireworks From Their Shells And Take On The Look And Rubbery Texture Of A Baby Octopus. Never A Dull Egg, With Me.

I Do Love Translating; It Is The Pure Pleasure Of Writing Without The Misery Of Inventing.

A Typical Irish Dinner Would Be: Cream Flavored With Lobster, Cream With Bits Of Veal In It, Green Peas And Cream, Cream Cheese, Cream Flavored With Strawberries.

I Am Sometimes Bored By People, But Never By Life.

English Doctors Have Killed 3/4 Of My Friends & The Joke Is The Remaining 1/4 Go On Recommending Them, So Odd Is Human Nature.