One Ranger Is All You'll Ever Need.

Excuse Me?" I Said, Palms Down On The Formica Tabletop. "coffee? I Thought We Came Here For Pie." "i Don't Eat The Kind Of Pie They Serve Here." I Felt A Flash Of Heat Go Through My Stomach. I Knew Firsthand The Kind Of Pie Ranger Liked.

Connie Drove A Silver Camry With Rosary Beads Hanging From Her Rearview Mirror And A Smith& Wesson Stuck Under The Seat. No Matter Whatwent Down, Connie Was Covered.

When Something Needs To Be Ironed I Put It In The Ironing Basket. If A Year Goes By And The Item Is Still In The Basket I Throw The Item Away. This Is A Good System Since Eventually I End Up Only With Clothes That Don’t Need Ironing.

Concentrate On Doing The Job, Not The Fear.

Maybe It Was Me," Grandma Said."sometimes They Sneak Out.did I Fart?