One Of The Great Things About Being

Occasionally The State Of The Planet Can Knock Me Off My Perky Perch.

Because Society Places A Value On Masculinity, Gay Men Aspire To It. If You Go To A Gay Club And The Doorman Says, 'you Do Realise This Is A Gay Club, Don't You Lads?' You Get All Excited Because You Think, 'wow, He Thought I Was Straight!'

Well, Certainly I Think American Television Is - That's Proper Tv.

All My Interesting Stories Are From Before I Was On Television. Nothing Interesting Has Happened To Me Since Then. Maybe It's Because The Most Interesting Thing In My Life Is The Show And That's On Telly.

Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.