One Of The Cruelest Judgments Sustained Against

I Am Responsible For No One But Myself.

My Only True Harmony Lies Deep Within My Soul, Wherever That Is. I Know That Somehow I Am In Tune With The Universe.

I Can Choose To Accelerate My Disease To An Alcoholic Death Or Incurable Insanity, Or I Can Choose To Live Within My Thoroughly Human Condition.

It Is A Remarkably Beautiful Piece Of Home Furnishing, The Oscar. I Used To Keep It Up In Front Of A Mirror So That It Looked Like Two

Everything Edible Is Fried In Texas! Or It Is Buried In The Ground To Cook Before It Is Eaten. ... Texas Food Should Be Forbidden! 'the Steaks At Night Are Big And Bright, Deep In The Heart Of Texas!' And They Are Always Afloat In Grease. Next Morning You Are Served A Smaller Steak, Which Serves As A Platform For Two Fried Eggs ... All Of This Afloat In The Same Grease! 'chicken, You Say? You Bet! Comin' Up!' Same Grease! They Are Right. Comin' Up! For Hours Afterwards. I Couldn't Believe The Crust Of An Apple Pie! Same Grease!