One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's

Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But Property There Will Cost You An Arm And A Dillo.

The Way I Understand It, The Russians Are Sort Of A Combination Of Evil And Incompetence... Sort Of Like The Post Office With Tanks.

Libertarians Believe Consenting Adults Have The Right To Do Whatever They Choose, Except Band Together.

They Call Me Good Time Emo. Because I Love A Good Time! And My Name Is Emo.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.