One Christmas My Father Kept Our Tree

I Love Christmas. Frosty The Snowman, Peace On Earth And Mangers, Salvation Army Bell Ringers And Reindeer, The Movie 'meet Me In St. Louis,' Office Parties And Cookies.

It's Interesting, Because I Tend To Trust A Man With Big Ears.

While Some Of My Closest Friends Were Jocks, It Seemed That They Spoke A Different Language With Each Other. Joining In Their Conversation Was Fraught With Risk.

I Have A Keurig Coffee Maker, Which Is Really Kind Of A Luxury. It Was Given To Me By An Ex. I Realized When I'm Feeling Sentimental, I'll Gently, Tenderly Press The Button. Then When I Remember He Dumped Me, I Punch It.

I'm In Fact A Hair Under Six Feet, But I'm Very Svelte. People Would Never See Me If I Turned Sideways.