Once I Was Gone For A Month

I Get The First Flight Out From Anywhere I Am Because I Have To Come Home To My Kids.

I Was Born In Alabama, But I Only Lived There For A Month Before I'd Done Everything There Was To Do.

My Parents Got Carried Away With The Letter P When They Were Naming The Kids In Our Family. There's Me, Paula, My Sisters Peggy And Patty, And My Brother Pjimmy, Spelled With A Silent P.

I Know A Little Bit About Handicapping. If The Horse Has An Iv, You Want To Stay - Away From It.

My Mom Is One Of Those Really Angry Moms Who Gets Mad At Absolutely Everything. Once When I Was A Little Kid, I Accidentally Knocked A Flintstones Glass Off The Kitchen Table. She Said, 'well, Dammit, We Can't Have Nice Things.'