[on Las Vegas:] I Love That Town.

Don't Follow It Blindly Into Every Dark Alley. Always Remember That You Are Not A Model Or A Mannequin For Which The Fashion Is Created.

Habit: Often Mistaken For Love.

A New Kind Of Award Has Been Added -- The Deathbed Award. It Is Not An Award Of Any Kind. Either The Recipient Has Not Acted At All, Or Was Not Nominated, Or Did Not Win The Award The Last Few Times Around. It Is Intended To Relieve The Guilty Conscience Of The Academy Members And Save Face In Front Of The Public. The Academy Has The Horrible Taste To Have A Star, Choking With Emotion, Present This Deathbed Award So That There Can Be No Doubt In Anybody's Mind Why The Award Is So Hurriedly Given. Lucky Is The Actor Who Is Too Sick To Watch The Proceedings On Television.

Gentleman. A Man Who Buys Two Of The Same Morning Paper From The Doorman Of His Favorite Nightclub When He Leaves With His Girl.

Love For The Joy Of Loving, And Not For The Offerings Of Someone Else's Heart.