[on Helen Reddy:] She Ought To Be

My Mother Would Only Let Us Go To The Musicals.

My Parents Taught Me: Do Not Rely On A Man. Not Rely On It That You Get Married And It Pays For You. That's What I Figured. I Have Always Paid My Own Bills.

I Love Nature, In Spite Of What It Did To Me.

The Inventor Of The Modern Foundation Garment That We Women Wear Today Was A German Scientist And Opera Lover By The Name Of Otto Titsling.

[on Princess Anne:] Such An Active, Outdoorsy Lass. She Loves Nature In Spite Of What It Did To Her.