On Film You Put All Your Energies

I've Never Been Able To Plan My Life. I Just Lurch From Indecision To Indecision.

There's, Like, Marks Next To An Actor's Name Or Something, And Boy Does That Go Up And Down! Somewhere In There, Which Always Causes My Mate Miss Ruby Wax Great Hilarity, I Was Offered A Biopic Of Frank Sinatra. Even I Knew That Was A Bad Idea! They'll Throw Anything At You At Certain Times. So, You Know, To Thine Own Self Be True.

When I Am Asked About Influences, I Always Say I Bow Down To Fred Astaire, Because When You Look At Him Dancing You Never Look At His Extremities, Do You? You Look At His Centre. What You Never See Is The Hours Of Work That Went Into The Routines, You Just See The Breathtaking Spirit And Freedom.

That's It Then. Cancel The Kitchen Scraps For Lepers And Orphans, No More Merciful Beheadings, And Call Off Christmas.

When I Get Off The Plane In England I Always Feel About Two Inches Shorter.