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I Am The Character You Are Not Supposed To Like.

Do You Know That Moment When You Paint A Landscape As A Child And, When You're Maybe Under Seven Or Something, The Sky Is Just A Blue Stripe Across The Top Of The Paper? And Then There's That Somewhat Disappointing Moment When The Teacher Tells You That The Sky Actually Comes Down In Amongst All The Branches. And It's Like Life Changes At That Moment And Becomes Much More Complicated And A Little Bit More Boring, As It's Rather Tedious To Fill In The Branches.

And It's A Human Need To Be Told Stories. The More We're Governed By Idiots And Have No Control Over Our Destinies, The More We Need To Tell Stories To Each Other About Who We Are, Why We Are, Where We Come From, And What Might Be Possible.

When I Get Off The Plane In England I Always Feel About Two Inches Shorter.

I Don't Think It's Right That Everybody Knows Everything About Me.