Old Guys Can Still Do Fun Things.

It's Amazing How Many People Beat You At Golf Now That You're No Longer President.

My First Act As President Is A Prayer. I Ask You To Bow Your Heads: Heavenly Father, We Bow Our Heads And Thank You For Your Love. Accept Our Thanks For The Peace That Yields This Day And The Shared Faith That Makes Its Continuance Likely. Make Us Strong To Do Your Work, Willing To Head And Hear Your Will, And Write On Our Hearts These Words: 'use Power To Help People." For We Know That We Are Given Power, Not To Advance Our Own Purposes, Nor To Make A Great Show In The World, Nor A Name. There Is But One Just Use Of Power, And It Is To Serve People. Help Us To Remember It Lord, Amen.

What's Wrong With Being A Boring Kind Of Guy?

America Is Never Wholly Herself Unless She Is Engaged In High Moral Principle. We As A People Have Such A Purpose Today. It Is To Make Kinder The Face Of The Nation And Gentler The Face Of The World.

The Rigidity Of Those Pledges Is Something I Don’t Like. The Circumstances Change And You Can’t Be Wedded To Some Formula By Grover Norquist. It’s—who The Hell Is Grover Norquist, Anyway?