You Know I Vowed When I Became

Ageing's Alright, Better Than The Alternative, Which Is Not Being Here.

If You're Worried About Caribou, Take A Look At The Arguments That Were Used About The Pipeline. They'd Say The Caribou Would Be Extinct. You've Got To Shake Them Away With A Stick. They're All Making Love Lying Up Against The Pipeline And You Got Thousands Of Caribou Up There.

I, George Bush, President Of The United States Of America, Do Hereby Proclaim The Decade Beginning January 1, 1990, As The Decade Of The Brain.

Study Hard; And You Might Grow Up To Be President. But Let's Face It: Even Then, You'll Never Make As Much Money As Your Dog.

I'm Conservative, But I'm Not A Nut About It.