Oh, It's You That Owns That Ghastly

We Didn't Have Counsellors Rushing Around Every Time Somebody Let Off A Gun. You Just Got On With It!

It Makes You All Look Like Dracula's Daughters!

If You Travel As Much As We Do, You Appreciate The Improvements In Aircraft Design Of Less Noise And More Comfort - Provided You Don't Travel In Something Called Economy Class, Which Sounds Ghastly.

We Are Suffering A National Defeat Comparable To Any Lost Military Campaign, And What Is More, It Is Self- Inflicted? It Is About Time That We Pulled Our Fingers Out? The Rest Of The World Most Certainly Does Not Owe Us A Living.

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.