Oh, It's You That Owns That Ghastly

We Don't Come Here For Our Health.

And What Exotic Part Of The World Do You Come From?

A Gun Is No More Dangerous Than A Cricket Bat In The Hands Of A Madman.

The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet Needed His Head Examined.

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.