Oh, I Can Spot A Phoney A

If People Think I'm A Dumb Blonde, Because Of The Way I Look, Then They're Dumber Than They Think I Am. If People Think I'm Not Very Deep Because Of My Wigs And Outfits, Then They're Not Very Deep.

Tell Me I Have To Be Somewhere, And I'll Be There 20 Minutes Early And Stay There Longer Than Anybody Else. You Hold Up A Lot Of People If You're Not On Time.

I Modelled My Looks On The Town Tramp.

I Don't Like To Get Involved In Things That I Am Not Familiar With. I'm Kind Of A Hands-on Type Of Person.

It's Almost Like Being Trapped In Some Other Form. The Real Me Is So Different From The Way I Look On The Outside.