Oh, I Can Spot A Phoney A

I'm Not Sixty, I'm "sexty.

I'm Very Secure About My Talents And About Who I Am.

Hello God, If We Are Still On Speaking Terms, Can You Help Me?

My Mistakes Are No Worse Than Yours.

With The First Money I Ever Made I Bought My Mommy And Daddy A Car, And Helped Them Fix Their House Up.