Oh, I Can Spot A Phoney A

I May Look Fake But I'm Real Where It Counts.

Islands In The Streams, That Is What We Are.

I Don't Keep Up With A Lot Of Trends. I've Never Been A Fashion Horse. I'm So Busy Writing My Songs, Trying To Maintain My Business, And All The New Things That Come Along. I Stay Working All The Time.

I Don't Have To Keep A Diary. It Seems Like For The Last 40 Years My Life Has Been Lived In The Press, So I Can Google Any Date In My History And Find Out What I Was Doing.

Sometimes My Mouth Is A Little Too Big And A Little Too Open And Sounds Too Much Like A Sailor.