I Modelled My Looks On The Town

There's Nothing Like White Trash At The White House.

When I Was With Andy Warhol, I Thought, 'god, His Wig Looks Cheaper Than Mine!'

I Think Gay Couples Should Be Allowed To Marry. They Should Suffer Just Like Us Heterosexuals.

I Tried Every Diet In The Book. I Tried Some That Weren't In The Book. I Tried Eating The Book. It Tasted Better Than Most Of The Diets.

If I Could Get Their Attention Long Enough, I Felt They Would See Beneath The Boobs And Find The Heart, And That They Would See Beneath The Wig And Find The Brains. I Think One Big Part Of Whatever Appeal I Possess Is The Fact That I Look Totally One Way And That I Am Totally Another. I Look Artificial, But I'm Not.