Of Course, I Peed My Pants, Everyone

I'm Filthy Rich! It's Good To Be Adam Sandler!

I Think I'm Playing Grown Up Because I Have Kids Now. But I Don't Feel Grown Up Yet.

We Just Bought This House. It's Too Big. It's Like 400,000 Square Feet, Or Something. We Got An Indoor Lake And Ski Slope In The House! It's Just Too Big.

Like Every Other Rich Asshole, I Have A Cook And He's In My Trailer Making Food All The Time.

I Sang A Song At My Sister's Wedding. My Mother Forced Me Into That, Too. But That One Felt All Right.