Of All The Weapons In The World,

The Day Henry Made A Choice... That Some Men Are Just Too Interesting To Die.

An Accomplished Woman Is One Who Has A Thorough Knowledge Of Music, Singing, Drawing, Dancing And The Modern Languages; She Must Be Well Trained In The Fighting Styles Of The Kyoto Masters And The Modern Tactics And Weaponry Of Europe.

He Begged To Know To Which Of His Fair Cousins The Excellency Of Its Cookery Was Owing. Briefly Forgetting Her Manners, Mary Grabbed Her Fork And Leapt From Her Chair Onto The Table. Lydia, Who Was Seated Nearest Her, Grabbed Her Ankle Before She Could Dive At Mr. Collins And, Presumably, Stab Him About The Head And Neck For Such An Insult.

On The Contrary, There Is Something Pleasing About His Mouth When He Speaks. And There Is Something Of Dignity In The Way His Trousers Cling To Those Most English Parts Of Him.


…abe Didn’t Say A Word. He Made Straight For His Journal And Wrote Down A Single Sentence. One That Would Radically Alter The Course Of His Life, And Bring A Fledgeling Nation To The Brink Of Collapse.
i Hereby Resolve To Kill Every Vampire In America.