Elizabeth Lifted Her Skirt, Disregarding Modesty, And


…abe Didn’t Say A Word. He Made Straight For His Journal And Wrote Down A Single Sentence. One That Would Radically Alter The Course Of His Life, And Bring A Fledgeling Nation To The Brink Of Collapse.
i Hereby Resolve To Kill Every Vampire In America.

So I Suggest You Stick Close, Pay Attention, And Avoid Breaking The Terrorverse's Only Commandment: Thou Shall Not Be Stupid.

My Sisters And I Cannot Spend Any Substantial Time Searching For Wickham, As We Are Each Commanded By His Majesty To Defend Hertfordshire From All Enemies Until Such Time As We Are Dead, Rendered Lame, Or Married.

On The Contrary, There Is Something Pleasing About His Mouth When He Speaks. And There Is Something Of Dignity In The Way His Trousers Cling To Those Most English Parts Of Him.

Miss Bennet, I Am Quite Aware Of Your Superior Talent For Cutting Down The Lord's Forsaken Flock. I Merely Mean To Spare Your Gown.' Thank You,' Said Elizabeth, Composing Herself, 'but I Should Rather My Gown Be Soiled Than My Honor.