Now I Know How Joan Of Arc

I Was Driving My Car, I Crashed And Broke My Spine. So Yes There Are Things Worse In Life Than Never Being Someone's Sweetie.

Denmark Is Sadly A Hellish Place If You Happen To Be A Pig, But The Brioche And Fruits That Tower On The Table Before Me Have Me Hastily Attaching A Feedbag.

Jesus Made Me, So He Should Save Me From Pity, Sympathy And Idiots Discussing Me.

Rejection Is One Thing - But Rejection From A Fool Is Cruel.

If Met Vic Reeves, I'd Have No Desire Other Than To Smack Him In The Face.