I'm Not Very Good At Being Dull.

Life's Full Of Tricky Snakes And Ladders.

Women Don't Go To War To Kill Other Women. Wars And Armies And Nuclear Weapons Are Essentially Heterosexual Hobbies.

I Never Enjoyed Life In My Twenties, Not One Minute Of It. It Was A Test Of Endurance That I'm Surprised I Survived. Professionally, Of Course, I Was Doing Very Well But Personally It Couldn't Have Been Worse Or More Difficult For Me If I'd Been Living In A Mud Hut In Leeds.

If You Must Write Prose Or Poems, The Words You Use Should Be Your Own. Don't Plagiarize Or Take 'on Loan'. There's Always Someone, Somewhere, With A Big Nose, Who Knows, Who'll Trip You Up And Laugh When You Fall.

I Am Hated For Loving. I Am Haunted For Wanting.