Now Get The Hell Out Of Here

People Either Have Comedy Or They Don't. You Can't Teach It To Them.

I Am A Real Ham. I Love An Audience. I Work Better With An Audience. I Am Dead, In Fact, Without One.

Use A Make-up Table With Everything Close At Hand And Don't Rush; Otherwise You'll Look Like A Patchwork Quilt.

Responsibility Is The Ability To Respond.

I'm Happy That I Have Brought Laughter Because I Have Been Shown By Many The Value Of It In So Many Lives, In So Many Ways.